Mitch, Go Cluck Youself.
Simon - here's one for you....
A businessman finds himself without a secretary one day, as his previous one retired. He places an ad in the newspaper, and gets many responses. After interviewing, he can't decide, because most of them are very qualified. Finally, since the business has been doing well, he decides that he will pick the top three, and let them work for a month, then he will decide and let the other two go.
As a test of ethics, he 'accidentally' puts an extra $500 in each of their paychecks.
The first lady, upon noticing that her paycheck is over what it should be, immediately comes forth and tells her boss that he overpaid her.
The second lady never says anything about it.
The third lady takes the extra $500, and goes to Vegas for the weekend. She has an incredible streak of luck and runs it up to $3500. Then she comes back and informs the boss that she was overpaid. She admits that she went to Vegas, and tells the man that she had won. Then she pays him back the $500, and an extra $500 as his 'cut'.
Which one do you think he hired?
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