An atheist in the woods admiring the beauty of it thought to himself, "Evolution made that tree and evolution made those birds, and made the flowers in the field, and the grass. All of a sudden a Grizzly bear charges from the bushes after him. He runs away trying to escape but trips on a root.
As the bear prepares to pounce on him he screams, "OH MY GOD!"
The bear freezes in mid pounce, the trees stop waving in the wind. A bright light shines on him and a loud booming voice says, "You spend your entire life not believing in me, tell others not to believe in me, and attribute MY creation to natural selection!" "So why should I save you and if I do, am I to believe that you would now be a Christian?"
The atheist states that it would be hypocritical of him to assume that, but could God make the bear a Christian. God says, "OK" and time restarts..
The bear gets down on his knees, folds his paws together and says, "Oh! Lord thank you for this meal I am about to receive.." |
