>>Sen. Johnson, who represents Oklahoma’s 48th District has introduced an amendment to the bill mandating that the same rights and benefits be granted to spermatozoa, writing, “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
This would outlaw masturbation by men, anal sex, sex with condoms, all forms of fellatio to completion, as well as numerous other acts. She later withdrew the measure, but stated that she had inserted it to highlight the absurdity and sexism inherent in the current bill.<<
This story had me going for a minute, there. That Senator Johnson sounds like a good egg. No pun intended.
As bizarre as that amendment was, it's really not all that far away from Rick Santorum's belief that nobody should ever have sex outside of holy matrimony, and that if they do, they are endangering our country. |
