**OFF TOPIC ** HAIKU
His ego's gone wild, Now he's long, and now he's short, Do you believe him?
I spotted a snake, Says one thing, then another, I guesss snakes can talk
Harley screwed himself, Kim, please post some more my dear, Who is paranoid?
New to VSE? A market wizard he claims, Where is his yacht moored?
Twelve e-mails for Fix, Twenty two to two it was, Who loves ya, baby?
Flame, flame, flame, you say? Better check our spelling first, Don't want to look dumb
He repeats my name, He says he wants my e-mail, Macho, macho man
Pistols or swords man? Ten paces then turn around, E-mail just won't do
Jackals on the thread, Like Jim Morrison would sing, Smart people move on
What have you heard here, That has ever made you bread? Nothing, it's empty
Twenty two to two, Could be like water on ice, Better find more ice
Walt prospector man, George J. Tromp, you know him well, Where is Fix hiding?
Fanning, Jitney, Cross, Think he has it all wired, Who's paranoid here?
February's cold, "Two hundred feet drilled today" They'll never say that
I hope they hit pipes Maybe they will some day soon, Or year two thousand
Vincent and Theo Fix and Chuck and Harley Boy, A Pullitzer Prize?
How many lurkers Are on the head of a pin? Who cares anyway?
Will there be diamonds? April is the cruelest month, This thread is wasteland
Why do I bother? Lunatics win assylum Maybe I'll just split |