All: I've decided to modify my prior announcement of the posting boycott. Henceforth, through 11/27, I will be registering all information pertinent to the mega-merger and the soon-to-be IPO (Geez .. that's next Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving!) in the top-secret members-only FBN Clubhouse.
If you can see the Clubhouse box above this message, then you can access it. Just click on that box, and a world of informative stuff awaits you. Also, some of the best humor ever invented. If you haven't seen the section on 'investing hints for the poor', you're in for a real treat.
Oh, the Clubhouse password is written with water-marks on the pre-IPO certificates. Just hold one of the certs up to a light and you'll see it in the upper left hand corner. Just take what it says there and add the 2 digit value of the month to the code. We change it monthly so the likelihood of somebody breaking the code is even smaller ...
If you don't have the 'Clubhouse' box above this message, you haven't been authorized yet to access it. Only FBN members in good standing are authorized. However, we have been known to authorize non-members for a nominal fee.
Oh, and if your pre-IPO certificate doesn't have the water mark ... you probably have one of those that we produced on the photocopier. Not to worry ... you can still give us that nominal fee and we'll provide the password to you.
I repeat ... I am not now, nor have I ever stated that peaceful resistance is an acceptable way in which to not voice an opinion.
Have a great holiday, TED |