Seth, this place is little quiet. Here's my favorite Microsoft joke.
Bill Gates passes away and is escorted to the Pearly Gate. He meets St Peter who tells him the truth about Heaven and Hell.
" Bill, you get to decide whether you wish to go to Heaven or Hell. Let's visit Heaven."
They go through the gates and walk around. Everythings beautiful white marble, people strumming lutes, floating on clouds. He thinks "Not bad"
Then they visit Hell.
It's wild. Golfcourses, pools with gorgeous women in bikinis, parties, dance clubs, and everybody having the greatest time of their lives, so to speak.
When they get back to the Pearly Gates, Bill makes his choice. "Heaven's fine and all, but I'll take Hell, it looks perfect!" St Peter escorts him to Hell, but when they get there, there are no parties or golf courses, just fire, brimstone and misery. Bill says "What happened to this place, it was beautiful and everything I ever dreamed of?"
St Peter responds, "That was the Demo, this is the full release."
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