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To: Josef Svejk who wrote (928)	11/23/1997 9:10:00 PM
From: TEDennis	Read Replies (1) of 4295

Josef: Thank you for your interest in joining our beloved firm. The requirements are few ... Just show us how nonproductive you can be. What talent do you have that would strengthen our world leadership position in nothingness? I'm sure that whatever it is, we have a need for it. We're always looking for ways to further our abilities to do absolutely nothing at a high rate of speed. After we receive your application, we hold a General Staff meeting in a city of our choice (Malta is getting old, so we'll try Vancouver this time). The meetings are typically short and sweet so we'll have plenty of time to spread the word about FBN to the local residents. Some folks have accused us of partying too hard, but it's just part of the show we put on to attract attention. So, what talent do you have for us? What are you so good at doing that the person you do it to has a difficult time recognizing that you did it? Hint: doubletalk ability is almost guaranteed to get you in ... TED

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