Josef: Gosh, I'm afraid you misunderstand. You see, being assigned as a mail clerk is one thing ... but actually handling the mail and sorting it ... that's unacceptable. I mean, wouldn't you consider that a productive activity? We certainly do.
No, you see what we do for needed services like that, is to hire an outside firm to perform the functions. That way, we don't break our own corporate charter by performing an activity that actually produces a benefit to the company. Goodness knows we wouldn't want that!
You'll have to come up with something that makes you look like you did something, but you didn't really. It's the foundation of our company. What we all strive for. FBN Nirvana ...
Take me for instance ... I take 4 naps daily ... an early morning nap, a pre-lunch nap, a post-lunch nap, and a late-afternoon nap. Now, while all this napping is going on, I'm not screwing up the company by making stupid decisions. See? That's nonproductive ... but it's really good for the company.
Keep trying,
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