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Politics : Evolution
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To: Giordano Bruno who wrote (23323)3/22/2012 9:08:57 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (2) of 69300
 
“So who was Jesus's father again?”

A superstitious person would say that Jesus was the father of Jesus and that Jesus was not truly human because he only had the 23 chromosomes from Mary. So he was some sort of weird alien who was able to act a bit like a man even though he was biologically a defective woman. How he survived with only 23 chromosomes unpaired nobody knows--but the little fellow lived for 30 odd years in that deformed alien condition.

Of course some of the 35,000 Christian Sects with Absolute knowledge have told us that Jesus truly WAS human and truly was a man because even though she was a virgin, she had Yahweh’s sperm in her somehow or other (and that would give her a Y chromosome--or Yahweh got a hand hold of Joseph’s sperm but that appears somewhat tricky and there is the rub. :-(

It is suggested by some that Christ is short for Christine, and that Jesus was therefore a female alien who survived with 23 chromosomes unpaired through alien medicine. But again...the bible says repeatedly that he or she was FULLY human so you are quite right: It is a bit complicated!! He could not have been FULLY Human unless he had gotten human sperm from somewhere!

Most rational people in our civilized world are certain he was conceived in a very unique way...AS A WORK OF FICTION!!
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