Mike: Gee, thanks for posting the results of your test. I was just now sitting here wondering if the SI posting mechanism was 11/24/97 compliant.
I suppose we could use a service such as you offer. We don't pay anything, but the photocopied pre-IPO shares that we distribute to new employees is certainly worth the paper they're printed on. Assuming, of course, that you sell it to a recycle center.
The periodic tests you will have committed to run are most certainly nonproductive tasks, thereby qualifying you as a member of the FBN family in good standing.
Sorry to inform you, however, that since your service is merely a part-time diversion from your normal daily activities ... well, we just can't justify a corporate car for you. If you should ever decide to become a fulltime poster checker, let us know.
Thanks so much for your generous offer. I hope you enjoy the pre-IPO certificates that are in the mail as we speak.
Oh, by the way ...
I am not now stating, nor have I ever stated, that peaceful resistance is an acceptable way in which to not voice an opinion.
Regards,
TEDennis, CEO
Fly By Night Associates
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