GET YOUR Y2K SHORTS HERE !!!!
Due to overwhelming demand (specifically, post #892), FBN is proud to announce its entree into the world of haute couture! Yes, friends, FBN, in association with Kathy Lee Gifford Third Millennium Sweatshops, Inc., is delighted to bring you its line of Y2K novelty boxer shorts and briefs, just in time for the holidays.
Hand made on wooden looms by Luddite weavers in Northern England, these 100% cotton shorts are guaranteed to last to the next century! Our special, extra wide pleated leg allows plenty of room for knee-jerk reactions to overseas markets or non-farm payroll numbers.
All our garments are available with an absorbent liner for those "shorties", who may not be able to contain themselves as they watch years of equity flushed down the toilet in the "big squeeze"!
And, for the more discerning (not available in Texas), we offer....FBN Lingerie:
For Her ...escape to a fantasy world of romance, passion and painless compliance with our Bigit Boudoir collection, all trimmed with luxurious hexadecimal lace. Slip into these fin de siecle frillies, Girls, and your Guy's going to want to get down to the object level tout de suite!
For Him...rugged Bigit Briefs, with our patent-pending "sliding window", for that intimate moment when you finally reveal the secret toolset!
And, $$$$$ave big with our Halloween close-out special !!! Scary Peter de Jager pumpkin face glows in the dark!!! Only $9.95!!! Ooooooohh!!! |
