as we are waiting for TT, Kevin, and the dog and goose...here is a joke
The elementary students were paying close attention to their
teacher, as kids do at that age, when their teacher asked the
class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. They all
pondered that one a moment, since the word was new to most of
them.
Hesitantly, little Susie raised her hand and said, "I was fascinated
by the sunset last night." The teacher said that was good but she
had used "fascinated."
Then little Mikey said, "I went to a fascinating wedding."
Again, the teacher mentioned that he had used the word
"fascinating" instead of "fascinate," but that he was on the right
track.
In the back of the class little Johnny was waving his hand and
the teacher was trying not to call on him because he was known
for his rude and crude remarks! But, alas, since no one seemed to
be solving her question, she gave in....
Little Johnny said, "My big sister has a blouse with 10 buttons
but she has such big t--- that she can only fascinate." |
