TokyoMex: Humbly report, Sir, bounce or no bounce, I have been ordered to stay here in my master's stead, and since I always carry out all orders - to the extreme - I have no choice but to obey.
If you don't like it, click on my name, and send my master an e-mail, his address is listed there. (It won't do you any good, he's made up his mind to stay off SI forever, and bouncing with glee he's someplace sipping something.) If you don't believe it's my master's e-mail address, click on the last link in my profile, and compare. Since my master's "Michal Daniel" SI account has been terminated by him, he can no longer change anything in it, but asked SI to keep it listed, for obvious reasons.
Oh, humbly report, Sir, master is asking how's Mimi, and your Highly Esteemed Wife. Well he hopes! He sends his regards, thanks for great times had by all, and belatedly notes that the cameras on your shelf backed by mirrors, in the living room, are treasures! Wants to know if any more of that great scotch is left.
Or rum?
Cuddling on the bunk of the mail room, contentedly napping, I remain, yours truly,
Svejk |
