Now, now Janice, if Penni were here she would pat your demented cheek and point you in the direction of a really good and elite psychiatrist. But alas, she is not here so I will just have to tell you YET again that the dog, the poor dog, he is dead, it rests well the furry head...
Now, as for Penni's actual whereabouts I was sworn to secrecy but since you cast aspersions upon her (in regards to the Bilbo libel) I will tell you that Penni and Thomas have made their annual pilgrimage to Monaco. While there she will of course be placing a single red rose on the grave of Princess Grace (a truly elite princess) and then, to assuage her grief, she and Thomas will take a jaunt on the yacht. Janice, I believe she was going to pay you a special surprise visit, but I think you can forget about that now that you have linked Penni romantically with the disgusting Bilbo. Penni is always forgiving of our foibles but there are limits. |
