The Good Ship
All Aboard !!!
I suppose that there are lots of passengers on the Good Ship that are wondering what just happened to them.
I am glad to see that you come to the IPMCF thread for that valuable info on this industrious little group.
Everything is fine, things are looking brighter now. The Good Ship is the place to come and have a good time. It's been an exciting cruise so far with many wonderful sights appearing and disappearing as the Good Ship cruised by. I suppose that many of you have thought about what to buy for Christmas. Everybody is talking about the upcoming GIFT that will be used to do renovations on the Good Ship and maybe get the Captain and Crew better lifeboats. There are hopeful suggestions about possible cabin upgrades as well but that will take a lot longer. Some are just having fun, out by the pool, after all playful is what this is all about. You can see everybody reveling in the joy of having the Good Ship uncrowded, the right group is here to party hearty. Future plans are being made for the evening soiree where they serve the nicest little crackers. They are using the cutest phrases and picking out there favorite things about the cruise, after all, it doesn't really matter does it, ItsPretendMoney , the little elves are busy, little hints are being dropped just so all you passengers know that everything is fine. Everyone here is happy so thats just about the normal right now, no sad people on this trip on this trip, hip hip hooray, everybody here is amazingly intelligent and insightful, full of little witticisms that shows just how well read they actually are. This is just about the best thing that could happen for everybody left, just a happy little family, makes you just want to go right back out there and buy another ticket, doesn't it. heheheh. While you are at it, maybe you should be a real rotter and spoil the wife with another $10,000 of ItsPretendMoney,
The Good Ship has some leaks but thats fine, in Lotus Land ships never sink, didn't you know that. Unfortunatley Bateman is down in sick bay, the crew says recovery isn't possible, nobody is allowed to talk to him, its for the crews sake. Behre Dolbear went overboard and wasn't having such a good time on the cruise anyways. Some messy statements are being cleaned up, The hold of the Good Ship is temporarily filled with noisy stinking fish, they are dying, dead, guttering, going and many gone (heheheh). This was a little better fishing trip than expected and the Good Ship is very full. They will soon be dropped off at the La La Land Harbour where a load of nice fat living sheep will be picked up for the return trip to Lotus Land.
What have you just witnessed. Is it real ? If you wasted your time reading through this thread and you are not a poster then you are probably no better off than you were before. Let me explain everything. 6 business days ago IPMCF was floating around 5-6 dollars with 20,000,000+ shares out, today it is worth about a bit less, to you.
It is nevertheless, very valuable to others. Where did all your money go you wonder ? I think it unwise to ask all the best and brightest assembled here on this cruise, why, you figure it out. See if you can count how many messages have content on reality.
Special Contest. An Award of Monopoly Money Will be sent to Anyone who correctly identifies all the current passengers and crew on the Good Ship.
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