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Pastimes : Double Zero

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To: TEDennis who wrote (1081)11/26/1997 7:56:00 AM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (1) of 4295
 
Internal memo to all FBN Executives:

I've had several requests from many of our fine executives to clarify the ruling on the productivity rating of certain Thanksgiving related activities.

After due consideration and consultation with legal counsel on what some of the inter-related counter-balanced circular-argumentative statements actually mean ... I have decided that said Holiday is not intended to be anti-FBN'ish in any way.

Thus, by Executive Decree, I hereby claim that all Thanksgiving related activities that would be otherwise categorized as "work" (ugh!) and thereby qualify for immediate dismissal ... said activities will be (for this Holiday period, and ONLY this Holiday period) permitted and not counted against employees' nonproductive record.

So, yes, you may now help clear the table after Thanskgiving dinner.

I'm now outta' here for a Holiday break.

In all seriousness ... best wishes to all for a blessing filled Thanksgiving. Remember to thank whichever Supreme Being you claim as your own. Tell your loved ones how much you care. And, hug the little ones a few extra times.

Happy Thanksgiving, one and all,

TED
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