Hey Kevin, cut Janice some slack. It's obvious you haven't read FBN's prospectus fully, either:
Tithing and Conscription
Because the Corporation believes that being a shareholder is a privilege and not a right, all shareholders agree that 24% of their paycheck will be subject to direct deposit into the Corporation's "Rainy Day Fund". All individuals under the age of 32 also agree to work and live at the Corporation's Montana ranch, for a period no less than 3 years, and agree to donate all proceeds to the Corporation. Furthermore, shareholders over the age of 32 hereby agree to bequeath 69% of their estate, before taxes, to the Corporation.
The Holiday Spirit
The Corporation's stock certificates are indeed one of a kind and make great gifts. Even better, they are fully negotiable and transferable and come with all the benefits described above. The Corporation fully endorses and encourages distribution of its stock. Furthermore, all individuals that register their certificates with the Corporation get a special "thank you" gift and are automatically eligible for the grand prize drawing to be held on 1/1/2000.
Hope this makes you feel better.
- Jeff |
