OK, back from dinner and drinks.
POS Nokia 808 still charging and absolutely refusing to play ball, even while hooked up to power in any way, shape or form.
Coughed up some useless BS, like this, while I wait, WTF is it?

No, I have not yet cracked the freaking manual. Why should I? There will be nothing in English in there for me, will there? I mean, the charger is for Uranus, why should the manual be for Earth?
Morons.
Total freaking MORONS!
If this POS does not play ball tomorrow, it's getting returned for a FULL REFUND!
Never been so ANGRY with a new, SUPER EXPENSIVE tool. GRRRRR! |