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To: Janice Shell who wrote (1094)	11/28/1997 10:58:00 AM
From: TEDennis	Read Replies (2) of 4295

Not to be outdone by stories of completely noneconomic investments (re: Kevin & Janice) ... I believe it is within my rights as CEO of FBN to offer investors the following ... Company news release: Buy your own Pet Stock !!! Fly By Night Associates, for the first time ever, is now offering shares of its highly appreciated stock certificates to those collectors willing to pay outrageous sums of money for the opportuntity to own a unique and totally worthless entity. Here's your chance to own a pet that has significant advantages over those other "real life" types. Pet Stocks have very little maintenance requirements. Just keep them dry and protected from the wind. An FBNA Pet Stock (tm) comes with a complete set of instructions for the care and non-feeding of your pet. Give it a name! Take it for your daily constitutional walk. Place it next to the treadmill. Hang it on the wall for all the neighbors to see. Fold it into a paper airplane and let it "Fly By Night". And, if you still have a "Pet Rock" from the olden days, you can use it as a paperweight to keep your Pet Stock from blowing away in a strong breeze. Your pets can keep each other company so you won't be bothered by the constant whining. Order now. The supply is limited. We only have 2 reams of paper left. $395 each. Hurry! TED

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