>>That's why we taxpayers paid you college boys to go to school.<<
Al-len. I'm sensing a little bitterness on your part. You can't fight the system, Al. You have to learn how to make it work for you. Uncle Sam is going to bleed you dry and there is nothing you can do about it. Try to learn how get some back. For example, I quickly learned that being a chicken qualified me for minority status on most scholarships and loans. Sure the scholarships more than paid for my schooling, but I found the low-interest loans could be invested in a 10-year, 11% CD, and make a tidy profit (late-70's). Then, when Hooter's would not hire me as a waiter, I sued them for chicken discrimination and won $14 million. (They claimed it was against policy to have an employee whose species was also on the menu. And my tits werent' big enough). As luck would have it, I spilled a hot coffee on me from McDonald's and successfully sued them for $34 million, claiming they did not design the cups to be held well by beings with no opposable thumb. Later, I filed a class action suit against Tyson's on behalf of all chickens everywhere. I lost this suit because I could not get any signatures from chickens (the thumb thing again).
But the point is, instead of being bitter, you can make the system work for you. I think you may be able to file a class action suit against women in general on behalf of all the ugly men in the world, claiming discrimination, preventing you from getting the Nookie you rightfully deserve.
Think about it,
TLC |
