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Politics : President Barack Obama
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To: Wharf Rat who wrote (120687)9/14/2012 11:07:15 AM
From: ChinuSFO  Read Replies (2) of 149317
 
I thought new math says 1>99. I hope you were not using new math in the hospital particularly in lab analysis. This is what happens with a new math situation.

A American Indian chief was "severely constipated" (sorry Mitt, I had to use that phrase). So one of his soldiers had to jog 5 miles from the reservation to the nearest pharmacy. Breathless on arrival at the pharmacy, he barely managed to utter to the pharmacist "Big Chief, no shit." Well the pharmacist gave him a laxative and told him to tell his chief to have "one tablet every 4 hours" He took the med, thanked the pharmacist and jogged back home. He reached his chief (and I presume he caught the new math fever along the way) He told his chief "Have 4 pills every hour." Guess what, he watched the magic of new math. A week later he returned to the pharmacy for some other med. The pharmacist enquired how his Chief was doing.

With a sad face he "Big shit, no Chief" Oh the wonder of new math!!!!
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