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From: da_cheif™10/2/2012 12:58:57 PM
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Blonde Going To
Toronto


A plane is on its way to Toronto , when a blonde in
Economy Class gets up, moves to the First Class section and sits down. The
Flight Attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then
tells
the blonde that she paid for Economy Class and that she will have to sit
in the
back.



The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to Toronto
and I'm staying right here."



The Flight Attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the Pilot and the
Co-Pilot
that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class who belongs in Economy
and
won't move back to her seat. The Co-Pilot goes back to the blonde and
tries to
explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and
return to her seat.



The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to Toronto
and I'm staying right here."



The Co-Pilot tells the Pilot that he should probably have the police waiting
when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The
pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this; I'm married
to a blonde. I speak Blonde."



He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh,
I'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in Economy. The
Flight Attendant and Co-Pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her
move without any fuss. "I told her, 'First Class isn't going toToronto'."
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