<<a bulldozer of salt>>
As a heavy equipment operator in a prior, tuition-paying life, I feel constrained to point out that the piece of equipment ("Iron", as it's called in the trade) to which you mean to refer is a loader. A dozer, you see, is very good at pushing salt around, but carries only what gets stuck in its tracks. A loader, on the other hand, can't push a lick, but can carry a s***load of pretty much anything you want, including salt. And for that piece outa AOL, we're gonna need a bunch of salt. Not to mention toilet paper and air-freshener.
Regards,
John |
