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From: Snowshoe	11/17/2012 12:40:02 PM
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Obese Salmon Unable To Swim Upstream To Spawn theonion.com According to sources, minimal efforts to maintain a healthy body weight and remain attractive to spawning female salmon, along with years of binge-eating and late-night snacking on crustaceans, have finally caught up with the portly fish. “I mean, I try to swim every day,” said the salmon, gasping for oxygen and lamenting his lack of gill capacity. “But I never could cut all those fattening Pacific herring out of my diet. I guess I’m paying for it now.”

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