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To: Josef Svejk who wrote (1214)12/2/1997 3:52:00 PM
From: TEDennis  Read Replies (2) of 4295
 
Svejk: While you're busily nonproducing down there in the mailroom, would you please check to see if our "fully automated" stock duplicator/sender is active? And, if so, which mailing list is it using?

Funny thing happened today. I opened my mail and got a big surprise. A full color pre-IPO FBNA Stock Certificate. But, there weren't any of the hypomatic flyers stuffed in with it. I don't understand. What good does it do to give away free stock certificates without requesting more money from our gleeful and fully fleecable crowd of enthusiastic investors?

I guess I'll have to check with Norm about this. As VP of Investor Relations, Norm should know what's going on (that'll be a first!).

Or, maybe I'll check with Kevin Watson, our VP of Humane Resources. Haven't heard from him for a while. Maybe he's out there dreaming up all these wonderful hypefests for FBNA. What better way to increase the number of stockholders prior to the IPO? Just giving them away to everybody on our mailing lists is a pretty good idea. Very humane.

Well, whatever. Back to trying to get all the blues on one side of this cube. Almost there ... if I just twist this one this way ... then slide this one ... damn! Screwed it up again. Hmmm ... think I'll take a nap.

TED
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