LAST WILL and TESTAMENT
I, Cisco the Kid, now a resident of a better place, do make my
last will, hereby revoking any and all former wills and codicils made
by me.
ITEM I. I direct that all of my just brokerage fees, funeral
expenses, the cost of administering what is left of my estate, and all
inheritance and estate taxes shall be first paid from my estate.
ITEM II. I bequeath and devise the residue of my estate to all
my friends on the ACMI thread which have not sold any of their
position in ACMI during the past 3 months, absolutely and in fee
simple, if in the unlikely event they survive me.
ITEM III. If in the likely event that none of the individuals
in item II survive me or in the event of our simultaneous deaths, I
bequeath and devise the residue of my estate in equal shares to all SI
members who can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they have never
hyped a stock on SI.
ITEM IV. I appoint Jean-Luc Picard to be executor, and I
direct that he serve as executor without bond. If Jean-Luc Picard
does not survive me or if he is in another dimension, I appoint Agent
Mulder of the X-Files as executor, and I direct that he serve as
executor without bond. I authorize and empower my executor to
compute, compromise, settle, and adjust all debts and claims which
maybe presented against my estate or which may be due my estate and to
sell at private or public sale at such prices as my executor may
deem best the whole or any part of my estate as considered necessary
within the discretion of my executor to carry out the provisions of
this will and to execute, acknowledge, and deliver deeds or other
proper instruments of conveyance to the purchaser or purchasers.
I, Cisco the Kid, the testator sign my name to this instrument
under protest while on medication faxed to me by Frank Buck, on
December 2, 1997.
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