No no no. I got into sentence 2. It's all rote dude. Any boiler room guy got it down
Anyway....Any more posts get deleted and Steve gets 10,000.
BTW, I sent this to Kevin by mistake....I'm sure it's yours...
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Okay....need advice? First...tell 'em right off yer brother, father, brother-in-law, yer Aunt Agnes fer Chrissake is in the business and handles yer stuff. S/He asks, "Really? That's great! Who does Aunt Agnes work for?" "Agnes really does not travel much so you probably would not know her, she is in something called complaints, compliance, something like that, with Merrill in Utah."
There's all kinda stuff you can pull...Like I said, I try to be nice and tell 'em I have a license but occasionally I get a moron and I just tell him to have a nice day and break the phone hanging it up..
Or....
...Okay...you are dead now. The jackass knows you got cash, you are now a target. Ya musta ate paint chips as a kid but here ya go...
Him/Her "Hello Mr(s). client, we here at DUKE and Co are having an IPO. Jew like IPOs M. Client? Ever been in one? Well (3 reasons why this IPO is super then close) Why don't we pick up x thousand shares?"
How the hell did you let 'em get this far? Every 3 days this joint has an IPO and you are now on the list!!!!
Okay, Okay. Find something s/he says in the BS sales pitch. Object. There will be a reason why your objection can be overlooked, another reason to buy....perhaps another....then a close...."Hey M. Client!!! We should move on this now!! let's get x shares."
Use the same objection. Same reason you just used not to buy. Not a new one....same one. Okay?
"DUKE" jackass has another BS reason why your reason makes no sense. "DUKE" drums up 2 more sure-fire reasons why this pile of crap is goin' to da moon and closes....
"So, Andy! Let me show you what I can do!!!
(Sidebar....am I good at this crap or what?)
"So, Andy! How much do you want to indicate for? We can always get more later."
(Sidebar....what the hell am I doin' on the internet? There is a bridge in Brooklyn just dyin' for representation....)
So anyway, you object again.....same reason.
At this point, only a compleat idjit would continue to try to sell you on the same stock. If s/he does, go ahead and hang up. Don't worry, you can apologise for being rude a few weeks later after you give 'em an order for fries with that coke and Big Mac. |