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Politics : Evolution
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From: Greg or e4/18/2013 10:26:37 PM
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10 fun things that Solon can't do

1. Solon can't lick his own ass no matter how hard he tries.(that's what Ponokee is for)

2. Solon can't count the hairs on his head, or his crotch, although he regularly measures his penis.

3. Solon can't breath through his nose while his tongue is sticking out.

4. Solon just tried #3 and quickly realized that it is possible declaring "that eek is the most despicable creature ever!"

6. When Solon tried #3 and understood that it was indeed possible, he looked in the mirror and saw that he looks like a DOG.

7. Solon is smiling right now because he was fooled.

8. Solon didn't tell you that he skipped #5

9. Solon just checked to see if there was a #5

10. Solon just cursed the god he hates (but doesn't believe in) and immediately posted links to evilbile.com and landoverAtheistsPretendingToBeChristians.com :)
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