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To: Greg or e who wrote (35371)	4/19/2013 4:57:57 AM
From: Solon	1 Recommendation Read Replies (2) of 69300

10 fun things that Yahweh can't do 1. Yahweh can't lick his own ass no matter how hard he tries.(that's what Eeek is for!) 2. Yahweh can't count the hairs on his head, or his crotch, although he regularly pins people between rocks to show them his well-used rear! (Not the rocks he dashes infants against on his killing sprees. Those are red rocks--like west of Vegas). 3. Yahweh can't breath through his nose while his tongue is sticking out but he can force people to eat their own dung and to bake bread with dung! 4. Yahweh just tried #3 and quickly realized that it is possible declaring "that eek is the most despicable creature ever!" Yahwen murders over 50% of fertilized eggs. They go to heaven where they are really happy. 6. When Yahweh tried #3 and understood that it was indeed possible, he looked in the mirror and saw that he looks like a DOG--which is how he spells his name in the mirror--YUCK YUCK! 7. Yahweh is smiling right now because it is estimated he murdered over 25 MILLION people! amazon.com; 8. Yahweh didn't tell you that he has a penis and not a quim. And that he has always hated women (read about it in the bible!) 9. Yahweh just checked to see if Eeeek wears depends. Yep. He does! 10. Yahweh just cursed all humanity and then said he felt bad about everything. He said that Lot was good and just and the best of Sodom. So he saved the man who had offered his two daughters to be gang-banged for Yabby, and then impregnated both of them after a wonderful week of wine and dance and daughter dicking. Yahweh watches every move Eeek makes because he really believes Eeek is important and he needs Eeek to keep his wonderful barbarian story going!! Yahweh's favourite saying? Praise ME. PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE! Kill all the men and the little ones but the young girls who have "never known man" you may keep for your own pleasure!

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