Boy, there were lots of them, weren't there? Waferthinlogic eventually removed the wafer-thin veneer of apparent intelligence from the tiny piece of grey matter lounging around just behind his ever-so-observant (according to him) and patently prejudiced (according to me) eyes by voicing his grave concerns about the invasion fleet of alien battle cruisers supposedly approaching Planet Earth, cunningly concealed behind a large asteroid. Exactly how the alien invaders had given themselves away he didn't say. I pointed out that he really belonged in a funny farm, but of course he did live in Texas, so in a way he was already exactly where he belonged. Anyway, he stopped posting right after that.
I seriously doubt whether preferbonds ever held any shares or any genuine interest in ATP. He knew the basic story well enough to get by, but let's face it, you didn't need to know much to look like an expert in that company. He kept his ratio of on-topic ATP posts to off-topic political posts at about 1:1. Personally, I always regarded him as an annoying but quite skillful political agitator. He bore all the hallmarks.
Of course, Darrel Kramer was a Tea Party agitator, but not an intelligent one. Well, I mean to say, an intelligent Tea Party agitator is an oxymoron, isn't it. Darrel was and most assuredly still is a class A moron. Incidentally, his real name is Mattie Jacks. I meant to send him a Christmas card, but forgot all about it. "Dear Darrel, Merry Christmas and thanks for working so hard to get me re-elected. Best Wishes, PRESIDENT Obama". I don't have any qualms about revealing his true identity publicly because a) he inadvertently advertised it himself and b) he invaded my privacy by revealing to the world that I am a homosexual, bear-cub-fucking, alcoholic Communist, and I really wanted to keep all of that a secret.
Are you the Count? I think you are. Makes no difference one way or the other. Just curious. |
