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To: Blue On Black who wrote (3416)12/7/1997 5:21:00 PM
From: BamaReb  Read Replies (1) of 12754
 
Sacred Descriptions Of The Few, The Proud, The Rednecks.

*First of Many*

You might be a redneck if..........................................

1. Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.

2. You have a rag for a gas cap and a Hefty bag for a side window.

3. When asked for I.D. you show them your belt buckle.

3. Your belt buckle weighs more than 3 pounds.

4. Your wifes hair-do was ruined by a cieling fan.

5. Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

6. Your house doesn't have curtains but your pick up does.

7. You think safe sex is a padded headboard on a water bed.

8. You consider a six pack and a bug zapper quality entertainment.

9. Your mother keeps a spitter on the ironing board.

10. Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help him
take off the wheels and skirt it.

More Later..................BamaReb (damn proud redneck)
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