Funny, from the guy who thinks he wins arguments by typing nimrod. Never mind the stupid things you've said ... about reading Augustine cause you spent time near a city named after him in childhood, misidentifying a 22 volume work as an "essay", not knowing he was a biblical literalist, proclaiming that you know there was no King David, etc etc etc.
But no matter how you humiliate yourself, you have the secret weapon. Just type nimrod and then you can sit back in your chair, throw up your fists in triumph and shout I won. I can imagine you jumping to your feet to pace around your room with your arms raised, shouting I'm the king of the world. Then Mom calls down asking if you're okay ... sure, Mom, I'm just exercising. She always believes that when you get carried away in your inner mental world and let your feelings come out, doesn't she? |
