Mrs Cartman at Unplanned Parenthood
Liane Cartman: [At the Unplanned Parenthood Clinic] I want to have… an abortion.
Nurse Goodly: Oh, well, we can do that. This must be a very difficult time for you, Mrs…
Liane Cartman: Cartman. Yes, it’s such a hard decision but I just don’t feel like I can raise a child in this screwy world.
Nurse Goodly: Yes, Ms. Cartman, if you don’t feel fit to raise a child, an abortion probably is the answer. Do you know the actual time of conception?
Liane Cartman: About 8 years ago.
Nurse Goodly: [thinking] I see… So the fetus is…
Liane Cartman: 8 years old.
Nurse Goodly: Ms. Cartman, 8 years old is a little late to be considering abortion.
Liane Cartman: Really?
Nurse Goodly: Yes, this is what we would refer to as the 40th trimester.
Liane Cartman: But I just don’t think I’m a fit mother.
Nurse Goodly: But we prefer to abort babies a little earlier on. In fact, there’s a law against abortions after the 2nd trimester.
Liane Cartman: Well, I think you need to keep your laws off of my body!
Nurse Goodly: Hummm… I’m afraid I can’t help you, Ms. Cartman. If you want to change the law, you’ll have to speak with your congressman.
Liane Cartman: Well, that’s exactly what I intend to do! Good day.
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