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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi
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To: Gauguin who wrote (4839)12/7/1997 11:24:00 PM
From: jpmac  Read Replies (1) of 71178
 
[BUBBA-L:39532] Re: Now You Can Talk To Your Dead Pets
GARY B. MILLS (gmills@tenhoor.as.ua.edu)
Thu, 11 Jul 96 15:13 CDT
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message: Kristy Crocker: "[BUBBA-L:39530] Re: Leaving again for a short while"

Well, I couldn't resist. Just the other day I had run over a possum and I felt bad about the whole thing. And besides, $50 is no big deal
compared to all the money RIS has bilked me out of on his various
money-making scams. So I sent her $50 and asked her to talk to the possum and tell it how sorry I was and all that.

Well, it seems like the possum wasn't really all that mad at me. As it
turns out, his wife had just left him, his kids were all nut addicts,
and he had developed a serious drinking problem, which is why he was out layin' in the road in the first place. Not only was he not mad at me, but he was actually quite happy. Seems he was reincarnated as a pint of Blue Bell ice cream and life is much sweeter now.
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>DICKYG (who sleeps a lot better at night these days)
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This could prove to be quite a business venture. Just imagine the
conscience stricken folks who will feel lousy about their roadkill.

TALK TO YOUR ROADKILL! BEG FORGIVENESS FOR YOUR CRIME!
ONCE AGAIN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE.
MAKE A DONATION TO SUPPORT THE OFFSPRING OF YOUR VICTIM!

We could make a fortune off of yankee tourists. In fact, I wouldn't
be above taping a flattened Possum to the wheels of yankee cars at
gas stations and then taking them to task for their crime. Yankee
liberal/enviormentalists types would be so guilt stricken we could
take all their money at once and they wouldn't have to spend two
weeks down south giving their money away.
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