Hi Alfe: Good luck with da books., if day dont day in school dem you might end up dike me., a poor indigent wid no place do go. Da last dime I was din school da teacher., she dold me dat my stduy habits wetre finer dan a frog hair split four ways. Well, I said do her., dos frogs aint got no hairs., well da know what dey had one or twoo, dem frogs were da scrawniest looking dings my eyes had deber looked dat. So I dook dem down to da pond and let dem go. Now dat de Winspear is darting to cook., maybe dos frogs., dont look so good now. Da best dime I can rememer dwas when dos ol nuns duse to crack dat sticks accross dos fingers., I dried not to cry but couldnt help it so my daddy he rook me over dis kneee witrh dat big hickory stick and showed how dat frog hair could get split dem four ways. So anty ways., dit is best do stay in school and dlearn dall you can bout dem stocks., so you dont hab to hab dos nuns crack dem fingers. Dank God., dey didnt break dem,., cause die wouldnt be dalking to you right now. Be carefull on dat bike., most of dos people dribing dos fancy cars dont pay no head to dos on dem trics. Dake care Alfie., and do come back do visit often. Before do leave dis thread I wants do see you tricking one of deem biiiiiig hogs. George |