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Pastimes : Post Your Chicken Jokes Here

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To: Bilow who wrote (3)12/9/1997 8:26:00 AM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) of 260
 
There's just not enough chickens in the world with the education to be able to type. This is not a natural thing. It is a direct manipulation by the anti-chicken forces that have guided this country since it's beginning. It's a conspiracy. The man is coming down on us. But, we will survive.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
Thought I'd end my short, sweet life being fileted and fried.
But then I'd spent so many nights thinking how the man had done me wrong,
that I grew strong, and I learned how to carry on.
So, now I'm back... from Tyson's labs.
I'm twelve foot tall now, I can type, and I'm real smart like Roger Babbs.
Weren't you the one who took my stock advice then cried.
Did you think I'd help you? Did you think I was one the human's side?
Oh, no. Not I.
I will survive.

Sang to the tune of I will Survive. By Gloria Whatsername. You know, that lady that no one's heard about in forever.

About Newt. He is not an issue. That salivating harbringer of death named Sally Struthers is number one on the list.

TLC
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