Oh no!!! We are going to be right back to loin honey lemonade if we are not careful, and that was NOT one of my finer moments, so moving right along . . . Barney sucks . . . whatever!!! You may reach the point where finding him in your fantasies is a dream come true!!!
I don't know what to say, Alex. I had sex during labor, which I found incredibly erotic, incidentally, and I am not talking about cucumbers, either. Perhaps Loving Spouse will be similarly motivated, but frankly I think I am probably a little strange in this regard. I'm sure it was just an overdose of hormones, though, not a character flaw . . .
Where there is a will, there is a way, and I'm sure you will do fine. Don't wear it out, though, or it MAY drop off!!! (Or you'll go blind, or jump into some other myth that people use to scare young teenaged boys.) |