Stubbly palms? I suspect this is a guy thing I don't fully understand, but you will soon have a seeming lifetime supply of baby oil all around you if it has anything to do with lubrication.
Fish? The girls at my daughter's school have two classmates who apparently had a serious, monogamous lesbian experimentation kind of love affair, very typical among girls their age, and someone made up a ballad about them, one line of which was "Make a wish? Smells like fish!!!" Cool song, very funny.
I cannot believe we are talking about this stuff here, but then after crushing the car mirror earlier I am in a silly, semi-hysterical mood. It would not have been so bad if I had not backed up and done exactly the same thing again, and then a third time while other drivers, teachers at the school I took my child to observe at, looked on in amused horror at the mindless dingbat who obviously did not understand what was making the loud crunching sound.
Good luck with meeting your postpartum sexual needs, anyway, Alex!!! Let us know how you're doing!!!!!! Perhaps Sugar Magnolia could write a lascivious poem or something for you. |
