The nominee for the biggest whiner of all time goes to ...drum roll please.... NICK SABA! He was going to put his blockers in front of the FLA tunnel so Alabama could play the championship game. Come on, is he for real?
Nick Saban: Sore Losing At Its Finest
BY MIREYAF
DECEMBER 10 2013
All the Sugar in the Bowl would never be enough.
Although, Alabama has accepted the bid to play in the Sugar Bowl against Oklahoma on January 2nd, the Crimson Tide will be making a pit stop after. In some pretty hefty vows Nick Saban, head coach of Alabama, let the world in on a little secret. The Tide has checked their calendars and RSVP’d to show up January 6th at the BCS championship game, “unless someone thinks they can stop us.”
“Congrats to Florida State on being undefeated, but I mean come on,” said Saban, smirking. “Who have they played? Of course, I respect their opportunity to play in the BCS title game and play they will, as long as they can get on the field through the tunnels which will be blocked by Alabama linemen. I guess we’ll see who’s on the field at kickoff.”
Sore losers never say die. Having attended the last two BCS championships, the Crimson Tide missed out this year with an undefeated season by twist in fate. A single missed field goal attempt was an alarming plot twist and swung the universe into chaos. Auburn ran the ball back for a touchdown as the game clock expired, and that was all she wrote.
“No intelligent person thinks we shouldn’t still have an opportunity to defend our national titles because of one fluke play in one game,” said Saban to the assembled press. “Does anyone intelligent think that here? Show of hands. Who here is a moron? I thought so. No one thinks that. Now, am I willing to be gracious here and give Florida State an opportunity to play? I sure am. I just hope my boys can put up more of a fight than … Duke? Duke was it? They have a football team? Wow. Those shit conferences are full of amazing trivia.”
With all those sour grapes don’t expect to make any kind of wine. Saban claims to be serious, but has now lost the element of surprise. Clearly taking the award for most dramatic scene, chances are the Tide won’t make it past security. And if they do, it’ll look like the L.A. Riots. They will have to burn that sh*t to the ground.
Jimbo Fisher, Florida State head coach, isn’t worried, (and I don’t think he should be either) says his team expect to take the field and compete against AUBURN not Alabama in the BCS title game.
“So Nick plans to make us get past his linemen to play in the game?” said Fisher. “The same guys who were on the field for that game-ending field goal return against Auburn? Yeah, I think we’ll be okay. They looked pretty easy to get past.”
Zing! Looks like this is a take no prisoners show down. Although Saban looks like a sore-losing pig because of a fantasy based ideas of rushing the field and by some whim of hope the NCAA allowing them to play (hysterically laughing out loud). All he is doing is deterring from the face value and esteem behind Alabama wins. You can’t be great unless you know how to lose.
After all they say “It is not in every fall, but in every rising.”
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