"Least we don't have to worry about locusts & plagues now.... "
And we have improved on Yahweh's remedy for leprosy (although at the time it was a damn good one)!
How to cure "all manner of plague of leprosy." Dip a live bird in the blood of a dead bird and sprinkle exactly SEVEN times! DONE!!
49 And he shall take to cleanse the house two birds, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop:
50 And he shall kill the one of the birds in an earthen vessel over running water:
51 And he shall take the cedar wood, and the hyssop, and the scarlet, and the living bird, and dip them in the blood of the slain bird, and in the running water, and sprinkle the house seven times:
53 But he shall let go the living bird out of the city into the open fields, and make an atonement for the house: and it shall be clean.
54 This is the law for all manner of plague of leprosy.
YAHWEH~~circa 200,000 B.C.
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