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To: 2MAR$ who wrote (47107)	2/22/2014 8:20:56 AM
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A few more lawyer jokes, (if we're going to demonize, lawyers are very fair game ) Q: What's the difference between a carp and a lawyer? A: One's a scum-sucking bottom dweller, and the other's a fish. Q: What do you call 20 lawyers buried up to their neck in the sand? A: Not enough sand! Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why does New Jersey have the highest amount of Toxic waste and California the highest amount of lawyers? A: New Jersey had First Choice! Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.

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