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Pastimes : Ya'll have a GooGoo Cluster & take a load off
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To: ManyMoose who wrote (26034)3/27/2014 11:45:32 AM
From: Honor First   of 26417
 
Oh WOW MM.... you certainly know how to give compliments :)

Here is one from my cousin IL:


Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement ?

Well, I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars; and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; "Forget it! AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"

So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.

Work starts on Monday .

I love this country.

It's the government that scares the crap out of me.
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