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To: BamaReb who wrote (3467)12/14/1997 11:08:00 PM
From: BamaReb  Read Replies (2) of 12754
 
Sacred Descriptions of the Few, The Proud, the Rednecks.

Part II

You might be a REDNECK if...............................

11. Anyone in your family has worn a tube top to a wedding.

12. Your front porch collapses and it kills more than 3 dogs.

13. Directions to your house include "turn right off the paved road.

14. You bought a VCR cuz wrestling is on the tube during bingo night.

15. You prominently display the gift you bought at Graceland.

16. You have an Elvis Jell-O mold.

17. You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.

18. You go to funerals with more pick ups than cars in the parking lot.

19. Jack Daniels makes your most admired list.

20. You think that a Volvo is part of a woman's body.

More Later...............BamaReb (damn proud redneck)
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