You do not know the half of it.
or
The other Half.
You may not know it, but I was once a broker in Boston, well that is what they told me, apparently I was fired, then I worked for the Government of censored but apparently have now been fired, then I worked on the censored Sun and was apprently fired, and now have a job as a janitor somewhere, apparently, I have been doing a poor job, a fellow says his shirts get dirty when he rolls around on floors I have apparently cleaned. Quite likely I will end up being fired from that job as well. I am aware of what has to happen if I am ever to find steady employment. It seems like I just get a job, and then bam, I get fired. I was an author for awhile, I have met screenwriters, company representatives, I have been to many parades and like them all. I have seen many wonderful planets and places, met many types of beings and watched many television shows.
In light of all these facts that you now know, how can you be certain that I am a mammal ?
Do you realize that by condemning ALL mammals the cute "koatimundi" is also being relegated to servtitude, a second class citizen, must the Chickerati be so heartless ?
Will vegetarians mammals be granted any special status ?
or
Will the cows suffer so in the new realm you intend to impose ?
I am sorry about the inquisitory nature, it comes naturally. I will cease and desist as promised. |
