“You need help man! You should be making that your top priority!”
Listen up, TROLL boy!
I know you think I am mean and that I am always hurting you. But you need to understand: I don’t give a SH-T about you! As far as I know—nobody does! I only cuff you around because you are a rude, vulgar, insulting, bigoted, misfit of a lonely cretin--a useless maggot that keeps showing up in my mail-box and WHINING!
“Hit me, MASTER Solon!”
So I DO!!
I don’t need you. I have family, friends, a reputation, plenty of money—and almost continuous happiness based on learning the lessons of life over many decades. I do not go to you for conversation. You come to me.
SO, Why don’t you be honest for once? You have none of these things. None of the hard-earned values of life I listed above. You are a lonely troll who feels irrelevant. Years ago, I worked with a lot of people just like you. And admittedly, they were often intractable to treatment. You have no secrets from me, jlellen! AND YOU KNOW IT! ;-)
You need me to let you know you are alive by giving you the attention that trolls like you crave. You come to me (even from your "work"!) to spew a meaningless schoolyard bully slur or two! I smear your scum back in you face with a few extra dollops...and then, when you need more attention--you crawl back to me like a wood tick looking for lighter fluid!
You are too entrenched in your character defects and emotional sickness to see what is SO VERY EASY FOR OTHERS TO SEE:
All the years you have spent on SI you have trolled.
You were identified as the “biggest troll on the internet" shortly after you first joined SI!
One can pick a collection of your posts from ANY month or year and find nothing but insults and taunts—and other bullying behaviour where you form impromptu gangs to try to hurt people.
If it is not a puerile insult of from 2-10 words, then it is a “Me too” “oh yes”” right on” to a Republican--or just to another generic bully--as a way of BELONGING.
Troll BOY—I COULD GO ON AND ON. But you know these words are true. You can crawl back (as you will). And you can bawl and mutter inanities such as “lol—you’re a wacky! Seek help! Ha ha. That’s homoerotic. hahaaaaaaahaaaaa…lolololololololol”...
Essentially, you are a CHILD.
But as I said: you need me!! You come to this thread without a single thing to say about Science, Evolution, biology, paleontology, creationism, education, or teaching Genesis and Exodus in Science class! NOTHING! You came here as the ubiquitous type of trolling cockroach that you are…and son—you will leave the same way! Because as long as you are in my mail-box craving attention—as trolls do—I will cuff you…and I will cuff you hard!
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