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To: Greg or e who wrote (61657)	10/31/2014 7:10:11 PM
From: Solon	Read Replies (2) of 69300

"Listen here, Solon. My Penis is stuck in this post. I admit I am infatuated with other men's dicks--but not trolls. That is a lie. Did he say that? I went to the bathroom in the bus station because I needed to go #2. I didn't even know he lived there? Why do people always say: 'GREGOREE is a pillow biter who comforts trolls instead of cuffing them?' Nobody can ever accuse GREGOREE of being a deviant. No siree Bob! The only man I love with all my heart is my dear Jesus. Heese got nice skin! Anyway, Solon. Why is it wrong to talk to trolls? Hey GREGOREE! Don't worry about nothing. People are just gossiping because it is unusual for a human to be revealing the sort of effervescent joy you always express when you two boys chirp back and forth about your mutual love for SWALLOWS! People always think the worse! ;-) Human Nature. No doubt your affection is platonic and your commiseration is based on need rather than desire? CHUCKLE!! I wouldn't worry about it. Clearly you're pretty soft on each other. Hmmmm... Your relationship just takes time. And don't worry about offspring. The offspring of humans and trolls usually die--and in any event--they are always infertile! So just enjoy your very unusual attraction to psychopathic, narcissistic, and sadistic trolls! Unusual--but your life, GREGOREE! I love the song you wrote, btw. Surprised me... May I suggest that when people on SI talk about you and your peculiar ways-- just sing your sweet song to yourself! The Swallow and the Troll (AKA Gweg’s song!) My TROLL boy is the Swallow And I am just the chirp I giveth him the bottle and he giveth me the burp! And when my other friends are drinking blood before the pulpit My TROLL friend gives me so much joy that I can hardly gulp it! And when I spin my Potter’s wheel And I think about his nose I let my mind go natural and stay completely closed! His smell is like manure, rarefied (but oh so true)! And he smears it on the Message Boards...when he musters number two! And when I’m on the Canvas and I’m bruised and all alone We settle down to chicken and he passes me the bone! When normal people ask us why it is we are together We spread out wings and cluck for joy... We’re chickens of a feather! And when we’re picking cotton and we hold our empty sacks I feel his breath behind me and I know he has my back! And often when I’m at my wheel and feeling sad and hurty I dream about my TROLL boy with his IQ over 30! Now there’s a boy (a troll I mean) You never want to cuff For just as surely as you do--he will say: “Gregoree—my best friend! Gegoree, my SWALLOW—the GOOSE of my life! Gregoree, oh gregoree--oh dear dear Gregoree My dearest SWALLOW—will you ever ever ever have ENOUGH! The Swallow and the Troll (AKA Gweg’s song!)

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