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Politics : Evolution

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To: Greg or e who wrote (61969)11/4/2014 10:36:19 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (2) of 69300
 
I remember you wrote Gweg’s Song about your relationship with a dimwitted troll known as jlallen or TROLL boy. I also remember it was immediately after you had hurled some ugly porn invective at Solon”

“Listen here Mr Penis in every post, you're obviously infatuated with other men's dicks. Go find a bathroom in a bus station and spare this thread from hearing about your deviant thoughts.”

Mr. Solon then gave you a shit-kicking that you ain’t never gonna forget—no matter how angry you get, how your stomp your feet, how you ball up your little pink fists—or how you pray to Baby Jesus! Little outbursts like this will certainly keep you from second consideration in the hiring queue!


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Ouch! Careful, SWALLOW! You’re liable to burst a lip! Just for that I will definitely not be attending your funeral. I will simply send a very nice letter and some flowers expressing my approval!

Next time you start your little porn assholery, just consider that you will be embarrassed again and you will be screeching like a stuck pig in front of the Jesus who doesn’t care for you one little bit!

Hi-YO JESUS AWAAAAAAY!!!

Why did your nice song about your relationship enrage you 2 boys so much?! After all--your mutual masturbation has been very open and public. Did you expect not to be called on comforting a sick, diseased TROLL just to serve your immoral purposes?? HO! HO! Now we know you will swing with an atheist if it serves your drama queen motives!!

GWEG'S SONG (AKA the Swallow and the Troll)

I realize that my little troll is only half a man


He minces and he winces but he does the best he can


He likes to swing a baseball bat to make himself look tall


But when he climbs the pitcher’s mound


He has no balls at all!



But still he is my troll boy


And I cannot help but love it


Cause when I am too hard on him


He tells me where to shove it!



He likes to strut and pop his chest out till


It’s bigger than his belly


But when I’m up against it


He is just a blob of jelly!



He likes to boast and brag and belch out in a voice of thunder


But when a man confronts him he is just a gutless wonder!


Yes, he is my TROLL boy, I ain’t really criticising


Cause he is the only friend I have this side of the horizon!




But even I can get disgusted from his huffing and his puffing


For the truth is in his center


There ain’t even any stuffing!


And it isn’t always just because he’s always overpowered


But I can tell you truthfully he’s nothing but a coward!



Why do I divulge the inner nature of my troll?


When his brains are like the contents of a lawyer’s toilet bowl?


Well, it’s because he craves attention--and he loves it when I’m rough


So I boot him in the rear and then I pound him with a cuff!


He taunts and blubbers (as trolls do)


A pathetic little bastard


But eventually he falls asleep when I have got him plastered!




Oh yes my name is Gregoree


I am the faithful Swallow


The TROLL boy is my only friend


He is the special guy I follow!
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