All: Well, the Y2K has finally hit the big time.
While sitting very impatiently in DFW airport, I decided to munch on some candy. Chocolate, of course. I chose my favorite munching chocolate based candy ... M&M's ... what else? Wouldn't want that chocolate to melt in my hands, you know.
The package had a colorful little ad on it.
"The Official Candy of the New Millennium. MM means 2000"
And, it's copyrighted.
So, now Y2K not only will make you go bankrupt, it'll rot your teeth!
What's that old saying?
Oh, yeah ... candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth. With that in mind, I'm going to plan one humdinger of a New Year's eve fling.
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