Rocky and his country bear jamboree are back in full swing. Though the theme is the same, IOM's imminent demise, this time Rocky hasn't yet put his money where is mouth is. But according to him, the street hates IOM, so it should be a safe short.
Many people wonder what motivates Rocky to post so often about a stock he has no position in. Most just wonder if he is for real. But if you look deep inside, I mean really, really deeeep, you'll realize that Rocky is more than a real person, he is part of Iomega. The Id, to be exact. A steaming cauldren of frustrated primal urges. A little urchin boy who sticks his tongue out at fine things he can't appreciate (as in the intro to Mystery's Sherlock Holmes.) He is the king of the trollers of the IOM threads. He is the yang to our ying, or something like that.
I feel a song coming on....
Rock
Rocky is a concept, by which we measure our gain
I'll say it again
Rocky is a concept, by which we measure our gain
I don't believe in backward compatibility
I don't believe in genius
I dont believe in AOL
I don't believe in WDC
I don't believe in Castlewood
I don't believe in Imation
I don't believe in Intel
I don't believe in Nomai
I don't believe in Sharks
I don't believe in Syquest
I don't believe in SONY
I just believe in me .... and IOM too. |
