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To: David fisk who wrote (1704)	9/24/1996 2:27:00 AM
From: Barnabus	of 39621

Hezekiah 7:7 "Let your lightbulb so shineth before humankind so they can see when it is dark." Q. How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? A. One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway. Q. How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None. God has predestined when the lights will be on. Q. How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb? A. 10, as they need to hold a debate into whether or not the lightbulb exists. Even if they can agree upon the existence of the lightbulb they may not go ahead and change it for fear of alienating those who use fluorescent tubes. Q. How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. One. But they are still in darkness. Jaque ()<>>()

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